These Horror-Scope mugs are perfect gifts for the person in your life who can take a joke. Maybe they're even perfect for that person who CAN'T take a joke either! Either way, they're funny mugs and not made out of that flimsy stuff that breaks when you stick it in the dish washer. Perfect for standing around and not doing anything because we all know if you're standing around with a cup of coffee in your hand, you look busy!
Gemini May 21 - June 21
This Gemini Horror-Scope Mug says:
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People only like you because you are bisexual and are good with your tongue. You are inclined to expect too much for too little, and you only engage in foreplay when you're on the receiving end. Geminis thrive on other's misfortune.