Ring For Sex Bell

Ding Ding - service please!  The Ring For Sex Bell can be kept on your bedside table, work desk or wherever you young roughiens like to 'make whoopie' nowadays.  Just give it 1 ring for 'Ready now but if X Files is on you may have to wait...' 2 rings for 'Be quick, I can't hold on!' and 3 rings when you are desperate.  In this day and age of complicated and over rated technology, simple communication such as smoke-signals and bell ringing has been all but forgotten.  Bring back the Sex Bell and get ready for another way of communication!